Straight up.

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The coming wars will be urban.

Maybe try to cut the trips to Chipotle down to three a day.

Ite time to get mad. I know liberals hate that because its not “nice” but we are dealing with psychos.

You cant expect to win a fight without being armed.

In the next four years we may have to adjust our priorities and budgets.

Buy a gun.

They dont have all the guns, not by a long shot.

Another campaign promise broken, lol.

Right, because statistics show that child molesters are usually really great husbands.