“Why? It doesnt matter, really. Its sad that they could only afford thirteen. Probably because a Democrat was in office at the time. I cant remember. Who cares. My first day in office ill add twenty....no THIRTY new stripes. We’re gonna have the most fantastic flag. Better than China. Give me a break.”

Black people can stay at my home anytime.

How about “Gall of Me”?

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Well you see, dum-dum, its not the moneys fault. Lets not blame money as a concept, ok?

“Master Exploder”

Im a man so I got no worries at all.

“Im just gonna get in my Lincoln and drive, man......Maybe get some waffles....”

If I was that rich id have twenty kids.

Can we stick to the facts? Namely that Trump is an epic fuck stick?

I always tell my doctor the truth just to gauge the look on his face.

Really? So you think rising sea levels and incremental temperature fluctuations are more dangerous than the situation in the South China Sea or Eastern Europe?

It will be back a few thousand years after humanity has destroyed itself with nuclear weapons.

You should get a scarf to match your fashionable politics.

Michael Jacksons daughter or Jared Letos???

“Someone important” lol

“...we’ve had a First Lady who, with all due respect, was blessed with very nice curves,..”

I bet poor black people everywhere are rejoicing at the courage of these brave millionaires.

He definitely bent over for Trump just like the rest of the media.