Lets all give Tom a hand for sharing.

I hate myself but +1

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

I like mine better.

You have a hat like that, don't you?

The man in this crazy ass hat is in control of a nuclear arsenal.

Mary J Blige has not aged well.

Step up your hat game, Barry

I got excited thinking it would be this Karen Walker:

Reporter: "No, but his pregnant wife is unconscious at the bottom of some stairs with two black eyes and a broken arm."

"So tell him Bobby said he's coming after him."

Can I!

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Yeah, fuck her.

Ok that's cool, no problems. Well not counting that Jane Fonda is still a traitor bitch.

Can we be best friends?

Um, no, Ray Rice was the longest investigation in NFL history. And that turned out so very well.

Its going to be a nice night for margaritas on the deck of this little place off North Main.

Meanwhile, in Houston...

Is this the longest investigation in NFL history?