That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

Terrifying display of military might.

And the wolves, my God the wolves .

Obligatory

Its as if 2,338 virgins all cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Yep, but they forgot to screw in the gas cap.

Silly Greeks.

If Kim Kardashian is white I am god damn transparent.

I call bullshit on this story about Kim showing an emotion once.

Did they remember to shut the trunk before take off?

Better solution

Already out of ideas for this experiment, eh?

I'm much more interested in seeing the repair bill.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Yeah I know, I was talking about the other dude when I said Jane Fonda. Not you.

Uh, dude. I am not the one that was ripping a new one for using words like gook and dink (See: SpamBot3000 for the armchair general lecture / seminar on peoples feelings). I am the one that said that we should give you a little slack because of fuck wads like Jane Fonda.

He's in the 'Pisses Excellence Class'. There's no controversy in that case as all you need is a urine sample.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Not concerned.