dwayneislikethewind
dwayneislikethewind
dwayneislikethewind

I have an idea to improve Mexican tourism: create a country in which your citizens and other people visiting don't get stabbed, bludgeoned, blowtorched, decapitated, or tortured on a regular basis thanks to drug gangs and corruption.

I can't say riding in a 50 year old Mexican Lear Jet is high on my todo list.

They do have awards for that. It's called the Razzies

Yeah thats extreme.

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

"I'm gonna be honest. This is a devastating morning. I am in tears and am exasperated at these people."

White guys make most of the best music and movies nowadays.

"State Of Mexico To The Max"

Except for the bit about there being no fish left in the sea. I have met people who though shooting rhinos and elephants from helicopters was great sport too. May they burn in hell for ALLLL of eternity......

Oh come now. What is a more glorious expression of the human condition?

Yeah, fishing Blue Tuna to extinction is fucking awesome.

He meant the man was made of China.

Except for the part where tuna become extinct.

The Undertaker doing the same thing at 1998 King of the Ring almost put an end to Mick Foley's career.

Attack my nut sac, dude.

Asian American, please.