dwayneislikethewind

dwayneislikethewind

1/15/15

Hey, come on, the Chinaman is not the issue here.

1/15/15

It really ties the room together.

1/14/15

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

1/14/15

Sorry, mom.

1/14/15

How is there not one hot car show girl in any of these?

1/14/15

You get a two-fer

1/14/15

1/14/15

I may have said too much.

1/14/15

If beef jerky had a voice, I imagine it would be quite gruff, but a symphony compared to hers.

1/14/15

Uh huh, "sure."

1/14/15

Double parkers, people who make air quotes, fedora wearers...

1/14/15

Well done.

1/14/15

Who else is on the list? The public demands to know

1/14/15

Same thing

1/14/15

Beef jerky is more pleasant to talk to.

1/14/15

She is consistently at the top of the list of people I'd like to hog-tie, gag, put in the back seat of a 1986 Skylark and roll down a boat ramp.

1/14/15

Not gonna lie - there's been at solid two, three...maybe seven times I've considered giving her the D.

1/14/15

or a bag of beef jerky.

1/14/15

"cold, salty, hard..."

1/14/15

"Metal dashboards served a purpose: To eliminate thin skulled people from the gene pool"