Not big bulldozer fans.

"The Soviet Union has developed an underwater Supercar that can evade American sonar"

"My safe word is 'palomino'"

The hockey game was as unexpected venue for the Turnballs introduction to interracial gay sex.

They will crush US Navy and take Pamela Anderson to fancy dinner.

"Or maybe it was a gun shaped bottle of floor polish! Or a weird lamp he bought at Trent Reznors garage sale!"

"He also left his drivers license in the dead guys hand"

...some student comes to me and says 'I pay your tuition.'

Cant wait to hear what they have to say about the NFL after retirement.

This is the 58th stupidest thing ive seen today.

Future Arizona Congresswoman.

"You think she's over or under 15? Under? Me too, you got any rubbers?"

"So true"

No, we should keep using FA-18's for close ground support.

They probably got the extended warranty.

Those hair extensions are going to be a real liability in a fight.

Let me know how that visit from the Secret Service goes.

$13 billion effort to buy a new fleet of presidential helicopters in 2009.