Not impressed

Get on and around my Probe.

This is a rip off of my 1992 single "May I Please Put it in Your Butt?"

I'm pretty sure Real American Cowboys had a lot of problems with Indians.

"My penis looks really big in her tiny, hairy hand"

"I never thought I could have this much fun on my way to a Mike and the Mechanics concert!"

How many cheerleaders can fit in the trunk?

You're a sharp one.

Aw, poor millionaire had to go to the widdle pwess confwence.

Geaux Fuck Yourself:)

I think Mrs. Bryant told you kids about texting in class....

u go to back skool now and lern ok

Airbrush.

This stuff is great for getting high school girls in your van.

Cant wait until next Monday when everyone goes back to not giving a shit what he says.

Aw, poor millionaire.

At least ours dont look like a Mardis Gras master of ceremonies.

Looks like hes headed to a tailgate party at LSU.

I have nothing against him personally.

Technically, I dont have any nuclear weapons yet.