Silly Greeks.

Did they remember to shut the trunk before take off?

Better solution

Sounds like the nanny is going to be busy.

Not worth it.

Look on the bright side.

"Their past is what their past is. Their present is what their present is."

Chicks eyes are too far apart. Weird.

Yeah I know, I was talking about the other dude when I said Jane Fonda. Not you.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Not concerned.

"Dont say Beast Mode. You sound like a crossfit douchebag"

Consultant.

"Impressive"

You cant force a city coroner cover up anything. He doesnt work for Blackwater.

Not impressed.

Still cant be as bad of a glossed over HERO STORY as "Lone Survivor" Marcus Luttrell is a straight up nut job.

I actually was not there but my father was (Marines) and hearing his stories as a kid Vietnam became a life long subject of interest.