dwayneislikethewind
dwayneislikethewind
dwayneislikethewind

You may want to get you r humor chip recalibrated.

This only confirms that fashion people are cocaine eating doofuses.

Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968

In HS I had a 1981 Malibu and one day the engine block cracked. Mechanic poured water into the radiator and we watched it come out the tailpipe instantly.

"Man thats a bunch'a bullshit dude. Jeff Gordon is the greatest ath-a-lete in the history of sports, man"

The African fellow in the front row is wondering if he left the oven on I bet.

"Its about time. Hey-O river!"

"Anal Cheerleaders Volume 17"

Good idea.

Eat your stupid fucking chowder and shut up.

How much cocaine will the wings hold?

Some real geniuses up there at Oregon.

I wonder if it goes pretty fast?

I'll bet Sandusky had some pretty low hanging fruit.

"I once smacked a kid for not rubbing my balls"

Am I fucking blind or are there no nachos on this thing?

Why do these white people always have to get out of their cars??

Yeah, its just the traffic.