They say it takes up three spaces and doesnt have any turn signals.....

(IT IS 2015 WE HAVE COMPUTERS AS INSTRUMENTS THEY ARE COOL.)

Are you guys ever going to shut up about the poor quality of the strippers at the Deadspin Xmas party?

"Rosie Odonnell, we call her The Devil of the Ganges"

Low level aerobatics in a 50 year old Mexican passenger jet does not sound great to me.

Yeah thats extreme.

Suicide watch over a stupid awards show.

White guys make most of the best music and movies nowadays.

Except for the part where tuna become extinct.

Attack my nut sac, dude.

I hope it is Satan.

Asian American, please.

Not impressed.

Sorry, mom.

"Dr. Zhivago is a really big movie, Clarence."

How is there not one hot car show girl in any of these?

"If he dies, he dies"

This is the worst dressed generation.

If you have on a fedora you better also have on a jacket and tie.