Birdman is the best movie for adults Ive seen in years.

I may have said too much.

Double parkers, people who make air quotes, fedora wearers...

Beef jerky is more pleasant to talk to.

She is consistently at the top of the list of people I'd like to hog-tie, gag, put in the back seat of a 1986 Skylark and roll down a boat ramp.

"cold, salty, hard..."

If she was trained well you would be dead, dude.

"Metal dashboards served a purpose: To eliminate thin skulled people from the gene pool"

Fuck you, Bruce.

Im sure you would have the same jovial tone if a man had mutilated a womans sexual organs over a text right?

Until your truck runs off with your old lady.

Is it?

Fuck you!

Back in 93' we didnt have all these rear facin' cameras and Osama Bin Ladins and what not.

Who cares?

Hollywood cares about one thing: MONEY.

But why would a womans point of view be different?

"Lets call it the paint trap, they trap you with the paint. Now the oldest paint trap is to tell you they wont give you any paint..."