So?

Maybe he was in a threshing accident.

Wow, so this coke head who beats the shit out of people for a living is not 100% honest??

How are the beans longer than the frank?

Another unanticipated hazard: You take care of yourself and watch what you eat but the lunch provided is shitty junk food and not bellying up to the trough with the rest of the hogs will make you look like youre not "one of the team".

Or that other dude is stepping on his foot.

"WE DID IT! WE DIT IT! WE SET A COUCH ON FIRE!!"

Way to go, dumb ass.

Yeah, he was defending South Texas from the Vietcong.

Yeah, they are sweet.

The GF got a set of Shuns for xmas and they have greatly improved the chopping/dicing chores that she usually adssigns me to in the kitchen.

"They must not be using their beads for the intended use."

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

The cops were absolutely correct in detaining him until his ID could be verified. He easily could have been one of the attackers possibly wearing explosives.

"The bigger the choice, the more importance we attribute to it."

Exercising in Saran Wrap is insane.

Kill yourself.

Worth it.

I was referring to the linked article.