Hey idiot Trump voters, are you getting hard?

So theyre going to charge 70 cents more on cups of coffee until hundreds of years of inequality has been rectified?

You dont know that.

Good thing they didnt shoot it in Jersey.

Haha, yeah fuck you.

SW happened a long time ago.

And Mace has a purple light saber.

Is it wrong for me to use the handicap bathroom at the movies?
I feel slightly guilty but I still do it.
Its like a Business Class bathroom stall.

Why does Star Wars have British people?

“Kesha’s new album Rainbow comes out this Friday...”

Why is she a big deal beyond the obvious T & A?

18% more lol

I bought some by accident and its pretty good.

The local police chief replied, “That was wacky. Really just a lot of fun.”

- Zelda Fitzgerald

“I should have only hit them”

Stop saying “deep seeded”.

Found him.

Will you guys give time to ANY cute white girl?

“Suckin back on moms old cancer medicine are ya??”