Darren Aronofsky is probably the most overrated director in Hollywood.

Can regular doctors perform abortions?

You arent a real person to me until youre old enough to get me a beer.

Thats a sweet ass SG.

How does a casino go about getting their money?

Republicans arent they only people allowed to buy guns...

Jesus.

They are my TWO moms, thank you.

Uh yeah, fuck her party.

Its as Anne as the nose on plains face.

“Who?”

I guess its a good time to leave since hurricanes are apparently going to hit every week now.

Then a dingo came by and ate all their babies.

Dudes name sounds like some kind of Polish breakfast cereal that nobody likes.

It almost feels like.....maybe....theres more important shit going on than a bunch of fashion bullshit.

If my favorite Mexican food place shuts down im joining ISIS.

Pat Tillman also declined to be buried at Arlington during enlistment so his funeral could not be used as a propaganda tool.