If you had to either fuck your dad ONCE or wear only one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?
“Hey Ma, I gots me a job in New York City! This internet thang is gonna be big I tell you what!”
Yeah but the guy had to hand him the ball.
I will fuck anyone named Amber.
Way to use that j-school degree.
Dude did him a favor.
Is that a sex thing..?
No human being would stack cups like that.
I prefer hanging motionless from the monkey bars.
How much time do you get if your kid is born and then immediately dies?
Same thing happened to me at Shanny O’Gannigans in downtown Memphis.
They should start installing some sort of ejection chamber on commercial planes so they can just drop these people into the ocean instead of turning around.
When we all have the right to be bad rappers thats progress.
I dont get rape.
Yeah, shes a terrible human being so lets all listen to her.
“Im going to kill myself but I dont believe in guns so I decided to get a Tesla so when I run it in my closed garage it doesnt cause pollution.”
These ladies should contact me.
My ideas are too visionary for conventional thinkers to comprehend.
Southwest drifters are too stringy and overcooked.