Death threats?

And to think they turned down selling my Dwaynes Original Vodka String Cheese.

I take the opposite view.

“...first-graders probably don’t have a strong concept about what it means to permanently harm another person, though?”

“They’re good mixed with salsa”

We live in a very strange world.

They should take a group mirror selfie showing their tits and giving the finger and send it to the judge.

Im waiting on a re-release of the alligator loafers Robert Deniro wore to stomp that guy out in “Goodfellas”.

Well, im a man so what do I know but I thought feminism was about equality but apparently it is whatever anyone says it is.

One time I drank a bunch of whiskey with a a bunch of valium and got hungry for leftover Dominos so I put the oven on broil, put the entire cardboard pizza box in the oven and passed out on the floor.

First we let em’ drive and now here we are.

Does Kim Kardashian even have a HS diploma?

Wow, like it takes a rocket scientist to know that was going to happen.

“Who’s got a tiny head?! You do! Yes you do!”

Looks like the Russian “Dukes of Hazard”.

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

“Im so hungry I could eat at Arby’s”

Well, 21 years is a long time to wait.