Rich people, who knows.

WTF is there to do at Betty Whites place that takes 14 hrs?

“Assholes”

Holy shit, thats her now.

What?

Stop interfering with “facts”.

“Yoenis always picks up the balls at home...”

Against an inanimate object?

“And theres my lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I have seen naked.”

Holy crap, I want to bang her.

Holy shit, you can go to prison for that?

Sure they can like in the janitors closet or under the bleachers or standing up in a locker.

“Has your brain neck or spine been magled, wrenched or ripped in a totally preventable NFL accident? Can you no longer remember your dogs name or make your penis work? Have you been drinking Oxy straight from the bottle while sitting motionless in a car wash? If so then call me: The Texas Hammer! Ill get you the money…

WORLD REPLIES: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THESE TWO UNTALENTED PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE BIG TITTY BLONDES SO LETS ALL PRETEND.

I wore this in Whole Foods the other day and was given a free piece of cake.

“ ’cause it’s so not real life—to stress out about a social-media thing.”

Is it cruel to also add that “Scatter my Ashes at Bergdorfs”is an obvious allusion to the famous book “Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee” that chronicles the Native American genocide?

Fuck you, thats not my favorite knife.

Fuck you, thats not my favorite knife.

Well, at least he has the potential to throw one down after more practice.