On the way home today I think Ill take my bike around Old Man Johnsons farm.

“Careful in those ragtops there Queenie.”

My GF in Houston was approached to be on some show like this.

“You were a worthy opponent, my man.”

“And for my next piece I shall take a huge shit in this pizza box”

Dude may have sleep apnea.

Up until I saw him booting her I just thought I loved Prince.

“When Doves Cry” was inspired by the time he ran over a bunch of doves in the park.

Nobody wants to go to the bathroom in North Carolina anyway.

Guess that explains all the traffic deaths in Idaho.

So basically you are fucked.

I think basketbaqll coaches should have to wear player uniforms like in baseball.

Thanks again New York for foisting this idiot on the rest of the country.

Good to know that anyone with enough money can get SEAL training.

Thats him on the left.

Bob was a juicer.

How much do I get for breathing your stinking German exhaust?

Thats the tits.

Hippie bullshit.

But then you gotta worry about maintenance and upkeep on the uterus.