“The style was popular for thousands of years and no one found fault with them, anywhere.”

Isnt she a little, uh, tan to be a Royal...?

Ugly Delicious is the best one out now.

The only hat we give a fuck about.

“I dont take no lip from no bartender, neither.”

Next time shoot through the door.

So they’re basically offering me the opportunity to have my windows busted out AND have my shit stolen. Sounds great.

Sorry for my people.

Speak for yourself.

Fuzzys is no joke great pizza.

So youre just cuttin’ and pastin’ directly from Buzz Feed now?

Id just take the frank and let em keep the beans. Theyre nothing but trouble.

SHORT CUT: Take all your money and put it on a pile on the lawn and set it on fire.

Tell the kid to stop diggin’ in his ass already.

One of those people will probably be our next President.

They need to chop up some fresh okra, crack an egg over them, mix in some corn meal and then fry it up.