I applaud this joke Madam/Sir.

Nah, looks like theyre too busy writing their lunch order down.

The security guard.

Better question. What would have Nikita Khrushchev done if he had to be with Lena Dunham for 13 days?

I don’t think someone laughing at you for the fact you attend Arizona State really qualifies as a racial slur.

This wont get the attention it deserves.

It wasn’t a biopic at all but about urban legends. Like alligators in the NYC sewers and how Crest was actually a Satanic company. (I used to love reading urban legend books as a kid.) This whole thing has almost a Bubba Ho-Tep feel to it. Elvis is alive and in an old age home. JFK is still alive too and a black man.…

Lena Dunham’s period has lasted 13 days.

Was it the Indian guy or the Black girl?

Hey, I remember seeing “Thriller” on MTV. The dude was huge in my childhood.

That too. I’m sorry that Paris Jackson is shocked and saddened by this casting, but he was her father and I can see that. He was a gifted singer and dancer. But he was also a known pedophile, which pretty much takes the shine off of his image. I really don’t see a problem with mocking him.

Completely agree. I played college football and I can’t even remember the, uh, the thing that, when the football, I don’t know, what was the question?

I don’t want my kids to play football because of head trauma.

When I was a kid I got knocked out cold in a karate class and they just dragged my ass to the locker room and laid me out on a bench. They didnt even call my parents.

You mean his “deep” commitment to raping child assholes?

“I wouldnt have played football if I knew the league was full of a bunch of cock sucking, faggot ass, pussy dick licking........Hey.........Where am I?........Cleveland?”

The argument that people knew what they were getting into is silly. I played high school football, and while clearly not talented, even I was told to suck it up and play. I remember getting my “bell rung” and people laughing about it as I looked up to the sky wondering where I was. I don’t remember (ha!) the word…

Whew, I feel better.