“She’s the granddaughter of billionaire Valery Kogan and will likely own us all someday.”

You mean his big rubber masturbatin’ shoes?

Take the Cowboys to School Day.

How I refer to getting someone pregnant behind a middle school.

You sound dumb.

Well, the Clinton machine is finally dead.

K thx, bye.

When they go low I get high.

Liberals in this country have no idea how to do battle.

Lawless hellscape?

He probably just ate a family of campers.

Nice try.

Things were simpler back then.

I dont see what the fuss is all about.

No............