ok im dumb.

“She’s the granddaughter of billionaire Valery Kogan and will likely own us all someday.”

(a single Venusian day lasts longer than an entire Venusian year)

You mean his big rubber masturbatin’ shoes?

Take the Cowboys to School Day.

How I refer to getting someone pregnant behind a middle school.

You sound dumb.

Well, the Clinton machine is finally dead.

K thx, bye.

When they go low I get high.

Liberals in this country have no idea how to do battle.

Lawless hellscape?

He probably just ate a family of campers.

Nice try.

STEP 1: Put Gwenyth Paltrows head in that box!

Things were simpler back then.

I dont see what the fuss is all about.