243 Earth days to rotate on axis, but only 225 Earth days to swing her ass around the sun.

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

“I thought throwing the ball against the garage door by yourself is how you gain accuracy, Dad”

So you’re saying he’s just like a kid out there? I look forward to seeing photos of his Crocs.

Take the Cowboys to School Day.

How I refer to getting someone pregnant behind a middle school.

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

The way Trump is going, SNL making fun of his unsubstantiated sexual perversions will be the least of his troubles. I think the Russians do have the dirt on this moron, and I think it’s going to come out eventually, and I think it’s going to be real ugly for him. 

Yeah what an asshole Rodgers is for not saying BFF with Favre considering what a wonderful teammate Brett was in Green Bay.

There are many good reasons to ignore family members, and none of us have any idea what’s actually happening.

Yeah, I think it’s fair to say that as a general rule, no one who goes No Contact with their family does it for light and transient reasons. It’s almost always the culmination of a series of breakdowns in the family that were simultaneously years in the making, and never fixed despite repeated warning signs.

Sometimes, estrangement is party A’s fault. Sometimes it’s party B’s fault. Sometimes each party is at fault to some degree. I’m with team Aaron about not discussing it publicly though. I haven’t spoken to my mother in more than 30 years and she’s only been dead for 25. I won’t defend that action to anyone. If…

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

“Roger.”

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

A felony? Really? What is the fine for driving with no licence plate?

Like a strawberry or raspberry.