Now where are women going to buy clothes that say, “I was molested as a child and I liked it”?

The only good thing about that day is when I woke up your mom was gently cupping my testicles in her ice cold hands.

Shes, done some things, man.

Homo.

So the kid was just too old, thats all.

Its easy to lose track of a kid when you are busy concentrating on your career as a methamphetamine addict.

“Feces was found piled up in the toilet..”

I want a really ugly kid because Subaru deserves to stick around.

No shit, Sherlock.

For the gentleman who wishes to prolong and enhance the act of permanent virginity.

For the gentleman who wishes to prolong and enhance the act of permanent virginity.

Im holding out for a “227" reboot.

Most kids are little bastards who could use a slap in the back of the head.

“...a maximum 5 mph over the speed limit...”

Do you really want them to talk more?

She wants people to remember 80's MJ and not sick, weirdo, cape wearing, kid fucking later MJ so she can be super cool because being a brazillionaire apparently is not enough for her. She also requires that the public erase its memory.

What is your major malfunction??

Agreed.

No, Indians are fucking awful.

Then I humbly accept.