Its easy to lose track of a kid when you are busy concentrating on your career as a methamphetamine addict.

“Feces was found piled up in the toilet..”

For the gentleman who wishes to prolong and enhance the act of permanent virginity.

For the gentleman who wishes to prolong and enhance the act of permanent virginity.

Im holding out for a “227" reboot.

Most kids are little bastards who could use a slap in the back of the head.

“...a maximum 5 mph over the speed limit...”

Do you really want them to talk more?

She wants people to remember 80's MJ and not sick, weirdo, cape wearing, kid fucking later MJ so she can be super cool because being a brazillionaire apparently is not enough for her. She also requires that the public erase its memory.

What is your major malfunction??

Agreed.

No, Indians are fucking awful.

Then I humbly accept.

Your “personhood”?

Not if they refused to clean up their room.

No, Im just bandwagoning on your far superior joke.

Nah, looks like theyre too busy writing their lunch order down.

I bet hes fallen off a lot of houseboats.

Yeah, I know.

And Robin Thicke goes unbeaten.....