dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight

The only thing that matters is “How hot is she?”

Mine or yours?

I hear its good on toast.

Vegas casinos have a Black Book of people who are flat out barred for life from entering any casino.

Most smart people do.

Steve Martin is a comedian, dummy, not an action hero.

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sure my cat would love to play with one of these.

Attractive but I wouldnt go so far as hot.

Word.

Female.

Female.

Has there ever been a legit straight up hot Olympian?

“Children of the Scorn”

Its the military establishment that always has to be dragged kicking and screaming not the troops.

Im gonna put a lawn chair in my driveway and get the worlds most bithin’ tan.

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Dude, sea conditions are infinitely variable.

Tankers and container ships are very stable in calm weather and small pirate craft cant operate in bad weather.

Lets ask him.