Steve Martin is a comedian, dummy, not an action hero.

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sure my cat would love to play with one of these.

Attractive but I wouldnt go so far as hot.

Word.

Female.

Female.

Has there ever been a legit straight up hot Olympian?

“Children of the Scorn”

Its the military establishment that always has to be dragged kicking and screaming not the troops.

Im gonna put a lawn chair in my driveway and get the worlds most bithin’ tan.

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Dude, sea conditions are infinitely variable.

Tankers and container ships are very stable in calm weather and small pirate craft cant operate in bad weather.

Lets ask him.

They should shoot at anything within 1500 yds that refuses to identify and continues to close.

Sound waves cant sink a boat.

Philippines, the Mexico of the ocean.

“Payment” that could come in many forms.

This is all true but do you realize the danger in letting a bunch of yahoos armed with machine guns and explosives onto your oil tanker?