Yeah, he was an A-Hole.

To think how the world might have been if only his parents had let him play with his crayons more...

Bosa dees nuuuuuutz!

Probably trying to bullseye some womp rats.

About five miles into the drive, Neally felt something stiffen in his abdomen. At first, he thought it was a pulled muscle. Then it got worse, snaking upwards from his stomach until it felt like “a steel pole through [his] chest.”

He done got up under more balls than a midget hooker.

Hitler in diapers.

Rolling around in toxic chemicals will prepare them for the Olympics.

Says the guy selling cars invented by the Nazis.

Bang-U Prison.

“I guess youll have to keep beating yourself”

Good point.

After a refreshing dip they all feasted on the fat paddleboarding woman.

I dont understand why its considered racist.

If I was that cop I would have Mr Citizen would have gotten a tazer to the nut sac.

Yeah, he was really swinging for the fences on that one.

“How many Chinamen can they fit in there?”

The FN 5.7 is a sweet ass gun.

Way to go nerds.

How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?