Or hes a dumbass kid who thinks he already knows how the world works.

Working for Trump will be more than enough punishment.

It means that if you are taking life lessons from a 14 year old then you should probably just go ahead and walk into traffic.

I hope he enjoys this brief flash of fame before he begins his glamorous career in the food service industry.

Wow, shes lucky fatty didnt beat her skinny ass.

If you want to look like a jackass just give me the money and ill draw a penis on your forehead.

He’s finally moved on from saying stupid shit to actually doing stupid shit.

Kill yourself.

Nice fanny pack, Crockett.

Sounds like dipshit almost got caught in the same area code with a concrete decision.

Looks like a hardcore dork-gasm.

This is what happens when you move on incomplete information.

Toss it.

One time I tried to jump Diana Ross in a van.

“When they said they were sending us to Bikini Atoll I had something else in mind altogether”

“Is that a basketball ring?”

I see somebody took their peyote this morning.

Some rag head terrorist kills 50 people and the solution is to take away our means of defense?

I used to live across the street from a crackhouse and if youre familiar with Houston you know that most houses have a little bayou running along the street.

“Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.”