Looks like a hardcore dork-gasm.

This is what happens when you move on incomplete information.

Toss it.

One time I tried to jump Diana Ross in a van.

“When they said they were sending us to Bikini Atoll I had something else in mind altogether”

“Is that a basketball ring?”

I see somebody took their peyote this morning.

Some rag head terrorist kills 50 people and the solution is to take away our means of defense?

I used to live across the street from a crackhouse and if youre familiar with Houston you know that most houses have a little bayou running along the street.

“Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.”

Id rather jam broken light bulbs into my ears than listen to this.

I can see why Ben Affleck cheated.

Attempted car jacking.

Thats the least thing that pisses me off about him. I would have felt bad for the guy who had to take my place.

He was nothing more than a puppet mouthpiece for the Elijah Muhammed and the Nation of Islam.

Does meeting with and agreeing with the fucking Klan a matter of perspective?

So being good at punching people overshadows his meeting with the fucking KKK?

How is letting someone else get shot or killed in your place heroic?

I’d call that being an asshole.

Insert pics of hot satanic teenagers here....