dwayneandthenightcheese
dwayneandthenightcheese
dwayneandthenightcheese

Yeah, Heights is the same way now.

Dude, just dont even bother here.

Even in frakking Bellaire it is bad. One New Year’s Day walked out to find a bullet hole straight down the hood of my car.

Rudeness that brings race into the conversation is very much racism. Or at least that is what Jezebel has been telling me for years.

NYE in East Houston sounds like Beirut in the 80's.

I’m confused. Because he hasn’t experienced institutional racism, he should be treated poorly due to his race?

Oprah’s journey with food

Bye, beach!

“Your flight has been cancelled!” And, “The tests are back! You have chlamydia!”

Sounds like Trump claiming he knows “the truth” about Russian hacking.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

I normandy dont have this many replies.

Here’s how my family deals with “childhood obesity.”

Im under a gag order.

I graffiti’d my own carport. I denied doing it. The problem? The graffiti was my name.

Let Dolan go perform and get his pussy grabbed.