Note To Parents: If they heard more from you than “Ill be back. Go watch TV” they might not grow up to beat the shit out of you.

Yeah, Heights is the same way now.

I thought Bellaire was its own little municipality.

Dude, just dont even bother here.

NYE in East Houston sounds like Beirut in the 80's.

 Trump just made him Secretary of State.

“Your flight has been cancelled!” And, “The tests are back! You have chlamydia!”

Tampa.

Sounds like Trump claiming he knows “the truth” about Russian hacking.

This is surprising how?

I normandy dont have this many replies.

I look forward to his trial in five years for burning down Manziel Cadillac in College Station for the insurance money.

Im under a gag order.

Let Dolan go perform and get his pussy grabbed.

Meanwhile Randy “Superflu” rages unchecked.

Wow, those clothes are awful.

+10

“Karl, you know its true....

I gas its gone on long enough.

Was there a box for “Straight Up Racist”?