"You soft motherfucker. Bitch ass nigga."

Settle down, missy.

Bet he's wishing he signed with Florida State about now.

You know why you take a plea? Because you're...

Got em'.

"Let go my nose bitch!!"

If John Stewart Had been as smart as the Koch brothers, he would have had his father sell oil refining technology to the Soviets allowing for their reign of terror to continue way past normal viability due to the fact they were still able to sell and cut off sales of oils to other countries, a tactic Russia still…

Michael Winslow...?

no doubt

I'd give it a shot.

She looks really fun to be around when not naked.

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

He is a man who abhors a vacuum.

This comment is just a more poorly-structured, less professional version of my comment from earlier today.

Team doctor...

Woah if you are really going to go there, Christianity in general is centuries ahead of Islam in general. In most Islamic countries it is extremly illegal to be gay, I'm sure gay people in Tehran would gladly have some Christians picket their funeral if it meant they got to live free and marry. Second how many…

Berkeley is surely very welcoming of someone actually responsible for the physical torture of Muslims, ie John Yoo.

Right, like most of them wouldnt be wearing cargo shorts and Dan Marino jerseys.