@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: No kidding. I'm a big Mopar fan of anything earlier than '73 (and for the Dart/Valiant, I'll extend that to '76). But I thought it went downhill fast from there and I haven't liked anything else from Chrysler since.

And I still can't accept that Dodge dropped the venerable Dart for this thing (although I learned to drive in a Volare, for what it's worth).

@AutobahnBurner: Likewise, and I hope it stays that way!

@Teran McKinney: The early Excels were pretty bad too, as I recall.

@benn454: There seem to be a lot of ugly supercars out there. Maybe it's the shock value?

@Darnell's Auto Wrecking: What an unholy combination of genetics!

@arbnpx: Well, I grew up in New England in the 70's and didn't see many Vegas either. New England has a way of forcing natural selection upon cars with inferior sheet metal. I seem to remember that Ford Mavericks didn't fare too well in the rust department either.

@BroncoMech: Are you implying that a transmission should last more than three years?

@mysteryclock: Hmm, you and Elvin Rivera are neck and neck, although his Caddy doesn't seem to have the potential self-immolation propensities that your VW had. On the other hand, you were smart enough to get rid of the Passat.

@Elvin Rivera: Wow, what a crap-bucket! Consider yourself pitied, especially for holding on to this thing!

I wonder how a '55(?) T-bird found its way to an Iraqi orchard?

@willyolio: Exactly.

@dtylermeyer: And, I would note, that at least Belgium produces something useful, like chocolate. Maryland's only export seems to be stupid judges.

Come on people, respect the law. Guilty until proven innocent! (Wait, how does that go again??)

@amels802: When all else fails, bribery is always an option.

@Quattro-luvr: But not necessarily intentionally.....

@triffid_98: Around here, people use those lights to briefly signal you that they've successfully cut you off.

@AmishJohn is waiting for his groupies: Yep, just haul your Toyota up to the old Possum Lodge Garage. Me and Harold will fix 'er on up with some duct tape and some parts from a '73 Buick!

No duct tape?

Wow, what are the chances that your R8 will spontaneously burst into flames? I mean, come on, that would be about as likely as hitting the million-dollar lottery jackpot.