Like snakes down a drain.

Hey, remember, this is 1980. The Buick Regal *was* a sporty car. Two-door GM A-body coupes were all the rage.

Okay, these are all good, but the real problem is that only one or two of them will work with any given officer on any given day, so you're essentially pulling the lever on the one-armed bandit. Has anyone written an iPhone app for this?

@Josh Clontz: By virtue of you liking it, it will now NOT be coming to the US, just like all of the other cool European cars we never get.

@Bsjskier: Uhh....it locks in freshness????

When the PT Cruiser first came out, I remember a co-worker lusting after one, and I actually though it was kind of neat myself. When I found it was just a Neon in sheep's clothing, I was terribly disappointed. Here we are nine years later and I can't stand to even look at one.

Wow, that's just hideous looking. I want one!

@☠Grяrяrяrяrя, now with twice the bacon!: Dangit....image fail.

Just call me KooKoo for Krack-Pipe!

@Obtuse: The big question is, did his wife and dog come back too?

@Shep_Shepherd: Looks very much like the American version of an early 60's Ford Falcon.

@Blake St. Claire: That's a better deal than a square watermelon, which will run you about $100!

@chsmadden: Would't it violate the Hello Kitty Ferrari warranty if you used anything else?

@Dawgvet06: +1

Hello Kitty is going to kick your ass in the quarter-mile!

I wonder if their insurance company covers "acts of God?"

@joeisuzu: +1

That would certainly be an improvement, even if it looks like it was designed by Playskool.

@BPU-minus: I'd give the CVT about 5 seconds!