@borovec: Wow, not bad at all! I'd take that.

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: Well, he successfully blended an iPad, so I'm pretty sure you could blend a Prius. Might take a while, though.

Does anyone else want to take a Prius and shove a V-8 into it?

Good SHO, old chap(s)!

Much cooler than anything else you could get for $5k.

Wow....100% free range douchebag.

But did they get the billet-aluminum rudder pedals and multicolored LED backlit instrument panel?

@jasper911: Yeah. Freaking crossovers. That's why you can't get a decent sport-wagon. Plus, WTF...they all look all puffed up like marshmallows. What happened to the AWD wagon that was actually a car?

When I was a kid, I had a neighbor who had one of these. I thought it was utterly weird looking, and yet I was strangely fascinated. Here it is 28 years later, and I still feel the same way.

@B-Sel: Lexuses....Lexi? A lot harder to afford on a fixed income, though.

@tomcatt: That's true. 80's yuppies are today's retirees, so that makes sense.

$32k? Seriously?????? Cool, yes, but not for that price!!

@brachial_plexus: No, just Bad Engineering.

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwww! Why, I can almost hear her horn playing "Dixie!"

I like the present Golf better, and it's $10k cheaper. This doesn't look bad...just bland.

Aside from the brief 2 years the Marauder was around, I can't think of a Mercury in recent memory that even remotely sparked any interest.

@Piloter: What? No furry guide to Land Rovers?

@Pavement clawing maniac: "We're not smart enough to find the master power switch!"

@subframespacer: I've used DMS signs from at least two manufacturers (legally, even) and so far I have yet to see one without a power switch.

Breaking into a sign and getting the password from your buddy on the construction crew isn't exactly a noteworthy hacking achievement.