@stu-rock: It's got speed-holes to help it go faster!

Back in 2004, I went to look at the Mazda 6 wagon, but all the dealer had were hatchbacks and (apparently) the wagons "weren't out yet." The dealer tried desperately to sell me the hatchback. Had they actually had the 6 wagon, I would have bought it.

@FTGDWolverineEdition'10: Oh, you mean the 2010 Mazda Grinning Idiot?

Let's hope Spyker brings Saab back to its roots as a practical but quirky people and cargo hauler. How about bringing back the 900 (sized) hatchback and trim it out so it's still competitively priced? We already have enough $40,000 luxury cars on the market that are a much better deal than a Saab, and that's not…

@maximum_sarge: Amen! As far as I'm concerned, Saab became dead to me when they stopped making a hatchback.

Hmm, maybe the appearance of extra-large tow hooks could have been interpreted as a bad omen?

@smokyburnout: Hmm, I've never seen that before. Maybe conversion vans are ultra-cheap compared to the genuine factory spec ice-cream truck. I bet you could pick one up cheap at a repo auction.

@Kuro: Oh yes, it can certainly work both ways, that is for certain.

Yah, that's creepy. You betcha!

@Carplanetzøne1 - Cømment. Like. A. Bøss.: LOL....I figured paedobear had to be in this thread somewhere!

@Kuro: Definitely. I think non-Internet users have absolutely no idea of the huge force that social media truly is. If you get good attention, it can turn your tiny unknown startup into a successful company, but conversely, bad attention can take a once thriving business and reduce it to ashes.

@BullittFan_Førds4Life: Reløaded: But we're a fairly polite 'internet mob' as internet mobs go!

@brickyard: Or a good Internet mob!

@Kuro: On the other hand, drama often makes its own gravy. This story is not the kind of thing you want showing up when people are googling your dealership.

I love it when a plan comes together.

With any luck, this will hit Digg. If it's a sh*tstorm now, it's going to turn into a sh*ttocane sooner or later.

Two words: Dodge Dart (or the other two words...Plymouth Valiant). Better yet, make mine a Dart wagon!

Looks like the salesman's fault for not setting a reserve. Glenn Hyundai just bought themselves an good 'ol fashioned Internet Sh*tstorm!