@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Make that "dirt roads" and it sounds perfect. I don't think Robert Frost would mind.

Yeah, I don't think I'd be too proud of that.

@maximum_sarge: +1 :D

Definitely GM.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: Rollin' in my Lada, ridin' Spetsnaz: Ya know, I think that may just be the ticket.

Perhaps for his next car, he should consider something with bullet-proof glass....

I don't think anyone would even steal that, even if you parked it in smack in the middle of the worst neighborhood in LA with the keys in the ignition.

@Old Grimey- The Original Automotive Sadomasochist!: Well, my grandfather "bought it for her"...but we all know the real story about that. He was an ex-WWII fighter pilot and used to take the Mustang out on the Mass Turnpike (back when it was much less crowded) and relive his flying days.

1967 Ford Fairline station wagon. I have a really early memory of being wedged between my parents in the front seat, dressed in a yellow-sleeper thing with footies on it. I also remember being able to stand up in the front seat of my mother's 1965 Mustang, and my grandmother's 1967 Mustang GT-390 (yes, you read that…

So this would be the Ford Octempo?

I always considered the Sonnet to be "the weird Saab." If an ordinary Saab is odd, then the Sonnet is weird ^10.

Nice Price, but barely, and only because it'd be like driving a time capsule. I bet the AM radio still plays disco.

$10 says that'll eventually turn up in a low-budget sci-fi movie.

Tata Nano? Nono.

We already have nature's perfect speed bumps up here in New Hampshire and they're absolutely free (February through April only).

Wow, I knew NASA was having some serious budget-cuts but their astronaut training program just reached a new low.

I see a Cuban D.O.T.S. segment on the horizon!

@Tommy861: I have dreams where that happens, but in reality, I never see those people flipped over in a ditch.

Wow, I don't even think that'll buff right out. I suppose the more power you've got, the more epic the failure.

Anyone who takes their motorcycle to work because it's too cold for the car to start has balls of brass.