C'mon everyone, it's the slow-speed stranded motorist slalom!

The Saab 9-5Z (for Zombie), a car for the new zombie apocalypse. Because it won't die any easier than you will.....

@Ray Wert: Admittedly, I missed the link this time (although I do look for them). I hadn't heard of Ezra Dyer, so I figured I'd Google him and scan a few articles on him.

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@zeeboid: I'm sure the trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond was at the insistence of his wife. Hopefully he'll get rewarded for that later.

TSA LACKEY: "OMG, some angry Nigerian scammer tried to blow up a plane!!!"

@UDMan: Awesome Mopar wagonage there!

No car gifts, but I received a Christmas card with a picture of a car on it. Does that count?

Quick! Someone alert Homeland Security before the cooking-spray terrorists strike again!

@Number_Six: I doubt it. The unexpected cost will most likely be absorbed by delaying or canceling an existing improvement project.

"It's not the tires..."

So I'm guessing 20 MPH would constitute a high-speed police chase?

One of my most interesting experiences happened about 10 years ago. It was a raining December day in NH, and I drove my Ford Escort down south to a friend's house for a party. It was warm out for December, and it proceeded to rain.

@Colin_5: LOL..awesome sketch. More goodness from one of my favorite movies of all time.

@duurtlang: If I won the lottery tomorrow, this would be the first car I'd go out and buy. The DS sedan is already full of win, but the DS Break is magnifique.

@duurtlang: That's definitely a weird one. So weird, in fact, I'm surprised Saab never stole the idea.

I can only wonder what kind of sick demented bastard would do such a thing. I really hope karma comes back around to them.

@87CapriceEstate: That was one of the tests to see if someone had driven a Saab before. If they didn't know about shifting the car into reverse, they'd sit there for hours trying to figure out how to get the key out. Most people also didn't know that you have to pick up the little locking ring in order to even get…

@F1Morgan: It's cool until you spill a large cup of Coke into it, then suddenly it doesn't look like such a good design.

Good for the kids to drive around the farm with, or maybe going from the barn to the house, or buy two and set up your own go-kart track or put in one big seat and Diabetty can have her own fancy mobility scooter.