I didn't know cars had a larval stage.

This article really gets my goat.

That's easy. All we have to do is double the size of a gallon.

You're talking about a company that had Grace Jones driving a CX in and out of a giant mechanical head (also of Grace Jones).

*swoon*

I just tape glow-sticks to my headlamp bezels with Scotch tape.

@dragon951: Or Siamese twins.

I'd say that's significant progress, with the additional bonus of not looking like a Prius. It looks like it would be a great way to make your 3 mile commute across the city (but not your 40 mile commute down the interstate).

Now that's what I call a traffic JAM!

Can I return it to a GM dealer and get my money back?

@Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: Eh, if you hadn't, I would have.

1. *insert obligatory ranting about how it looks like a Prius*

I can see the "$200 in damage clause" as being used to deny any return at the dealer's discretion.

You can't kill an old Volvo, even with fire!

@mechimike: I actually kind of like the chicken...it adds a certain touch of class.

Nothing cleans up an engine bay like a good old fashioned fire! But it will arise from the ashes like a Phoenix (but fortunately, not the Pontiac kind).

@Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable: How about a truck-stop-vending machine egg-salad sandwich? (Obscure Futurama reference).

That's $4,250 full of Communistic awesomeness!

I'm confused. Initially, my brain says "ugly," but not "lame-ugly"..more like "cool ugly."

@dwegmull welcomes all the ghosts: Sounds like a valid reason to me.