At least I'll give the pranksters points for having a sense of humor (I thought the zombie thing was pretty funny, actually).

@NovaloadMissesPolar: Nooooo...not the Latin! The flashbacks..the flashbacks!

I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole. That would be only a slightly better deal than investing in the stock market.

@LandofMinos is back to bake your cake.: Hmm this should do nicely for now.

@LandofMinos is back to bake your cake.: That's a good idea..or I could try just leaving out all the vowels or maybe I could learn to spell naughty words in Cyrillic :)

I'll take one, thank you. Better if it has a turbo 2.3, but even without that it would still full of win.

Sheesh, it's about time Honda brought back some kind of wagon.@stevezilla: The Honda American Tourister?

@beercheck: Ba-zing!

Pass the pipe, please!

I, for one, think the "man step" is a great idea. 25 years ago I would have just jumped up and flung myself into the bed with wild teenage abandon but now that I'm older and less agile (and let's face it...a bit fatter), it seems like a pretty good idea.

Anyone who....

The universe is in danger...help us, mighty Voltec!

@damnelantra™: Holy crap, it certainly will :P

I'm going to say "Nice Price."

It would be the perfect car...for a gay storm-trooper.

@Gezn2: I concur. All the new Fords I've ever driven seemed to lack balls until you rev them up to 4000 RPM. The smaller displacement OHC engines don't seem to have any low-end torque compared to the 302 or the 351. Ditto for the police cruisers with the 4.3. Most truck and/or police applications need torque, not…

@graverobber: Philip Landrigan Edition: Rimshot!

@wkiernan: Oh god, how I hate that feeling. "WTF, isn't that clip supposed to be....Oh sh*t.....!" Practice makes perfect though, right?

I have an '04 Volvo V40 which isn't a bad car, but to be honest, I've never really been crazy about it either, so I'm not proud of that. I also have a 1997 GMC Sonoma that I bought two years ago and have dumped $4000 into since then..definitely not proud of that POS lemon, and I should probably have had my man-card…

@Pete Gaines: Wow, landau roof and everything. Stylin'!