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I had a friend in college who drove one of these, and I remember it being cramped, unreliable, and generally craptastic. It had a V-6 and it was light, so it would go off the line, but the engine growled and groaned if you really mashed the throttle and it ran out of poop pretty quickly.

Craigslist is just as good (if not better) of a window into human stupidity as YouTube, and just as entertaining.

@lilwillie: Not to mention the "Check Engine" light is on....

Best idea ever. It would also be nice if Saab could crank out a few cars for those of us that don't have $40,000 to cough up.

Wow, that's a lot of really neat old and funky iron in one place! God, how I wish I didn't live in the rust belt.

@DannyBN: You are picky! It's people like you that caused the Carpocalypse!

I like Saabs, but not nearly as much as I liked the old 900's and 9000's. The price seems to keep inching into the stratosphere, so a Saab wouldn't even be on my radar at this point. But hey..GM..good luck with the Saab thing and all.

@boosted-lego-wagon: You know, the next few years could turn out to be Saab's Waterloo. Granted, the Saabs of old all drove like a Super Trouper, but I don't think that I'd Take a Chance on one nowdays.

I just mix up a big batch of cherry Jell-O in the front seat.

@timtoolman: Once, I was stuck in traffic driving my big orange truck and the guy in front of me was doing a crossword puzzle. I've also seen people reading a newspaper while driving. Classy.

I grew up in a very Jewish suburb of Springfield, Mass in the late 70's...this very car was literally everywhere..driven by little old men in hats, or the wives of little old men in hats who could barely see over the dashboard! I think it was considered the ultimate prize for living long enough to see retirement.

Gosh darnit, it needs a solar-powered wing!!!!

This would have been much funnier in a Ford Maverick.

This is the ultimate sleeper...worth $7500 just to see stock-Civic driving speed-racer wannabees go home crying to their mamas after they get trounced by an 85 Citation. I'd even consider wearing an old-lady wig just to complete the effect.

@FuzzyPlushroom: Well, that one really writes itself...figured I'd just go ahead and say it, and save everyone else the trouble.

That really Hertz!

Nice price. $3.5 million on a car? That's insane. But if you're going to spend $1 million, why not kick in a few more and get something truly unique? So if you're a nutty billionaire who happens to like cars, this one is for you.