So, what you - what you guys doing later, huh? I was just going to hang out, but… maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, scam some chicks or something, right? Cause, um, I don't know - I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em. Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back.

'We have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke.'

"young Dustin Hoffman, but stretched out like a piece of taffy" and "almost preternaturally interesting face" are both great and also great examples of those physical descriptions amazingly ambiguous enough to give people complexes (unless one of those people was already a world-famous super-model but you know).

Mad Max was an A-, as I recall.

Specifically, he looks like Karl Urban channeling Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

An A.A. A! So the legends are true!

I feel like Lucy peaked with Battlestar Galactica, because that bleached-blonde look fucking WORKED for her.

The first time I watched S2, I didn't like it. The shift of focus was too abrupt, the complete shaggy-dog failure of the cops was too much, the story was whiter and therefore more conventional. It was only the second time I watched the series that I realized how necessary it was to the overall structure that the show…

Unarguably? Gone Baby Gone is by far my preference. But for Bryan Cranston yelling Argo's third act is a complete shitshow.

Snyder's a pretty good-looking guy, I'd watch him and Scott Glenn have sex.

You ever notice how complimentary people always are about Zach Snyder? Like for all the Snyder booster-ism I get from interviews with actors, like, that guy must give amazing backrubs.

P&R recovered from two weak seasons and the loss of a couple core cast members to rally for a strong finish, maybe Community can do the same?

He looks like he could play Andy Kaufman in this trailer.

If you mean thematically, Cloud Atlas was at least as dense as The Matrix with interesting stuff. If you mean quality-wise, then fuck you, Cloud Atlas was amazing.

I mean, she's part of it, but I also genuinely think it's an under-appreciated movie, a bonkers feminist sidequel to 300 that's also about a bunch of stylized, sexually idealized rebels taking on a giant evil establishment which is itself a fantasy within a framing narrative that sort-of explains the excess and the…

I like her in everything. I think I have, like… A thing for her after seeing Sucker Punch, a film I will defend to the death for some reason.

It's a palomino…

*She, but yes, that.

But apparently in his audition, Tye Sheridan blew Singer early on, so his getting the part makes sense.

The Church may have survived for 2000 years, but I lack faith in this gimmick account's power to do similarly.