dwarfandpliers
dwarfANDpliers
dwarfandpliers

What a fuckin maroon, right? This is what a king of the universe mentality will get you: Neck deep running a failing company hat you paid double the going rate for.

would still hit it.

Florence Pugh is the female Leonard DiCarprio.

I do appreciate the whole “why are these people who crave/monetize attention, going to such lengths to get the attention that we’re now giving them?” tone

hey why don’t you guys just post a chapter a day or something?

Wait, you mean he said something other than “You guessed it, Frank Stallone!”???

Heh, I love that Norm/Perry story from SNL.

Yeah it’s bad enough they don’t do a couple runs through their articles to make sure it’s good before posting, but this headline just hurts to read.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a sequel...

I forget who said it, but if fascists lived enough of an emotionally complex life to suffer guilt from hypocrisy they wouldn’t be fascists to begin with.

I guess this is interesting to people on cocaine.

I get the pressure to wear a “sexy” Halloween costume, but the goofy or scary ones are usually just so much better.

The entire hate-mongering GOP and MAGA crowd have literally become the embodiment of the vulgar toxic 80's frat house mentality.

Clarence Thomas will smirk and continue not recusing himself from anything.

That’s a pretty fun article. Realistically, it’ll probably be a boondoggle that he ends up selling for pennies on the dollar in a year or two. The bigger question is whether young people in 15 or 20 years will understand references to “Twitter” or “Elon Musk,” or if those thing will be hopelessly dated. My fingers are

“Doesn’t affect me”

Honestly, I’m not sure what the point is of liberals adhering to norms and then pointing at shameless conservatives and saying “You guys should act more like me.” I’d much rather liberals start acting according to the standards conservatives are adopting for themselves. Why should Jackson recuse herself in this case?

Elon can suck shit. I hope this just finally kills Twitter for good. He needs to fuck off

Great pic though. From the hair swoop to the “slowly I turned” vibe.
Ezra Miller would be jelly.