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CHRRRRRIIIIISTUUUUUPHUUUUHHHH

It’s ALWAYS about him. An “apology” that ends up about him. He might have some mental issues but overall he’s just a narcissistic a**hole.

As a recovering former Catholic, I find any movie involving making the Catholic church look cool to be a mixed bag. There is something inherently cool and badass about these devout warrior priest and priestess kicking ass with these magical holy scriptures against pure evil.

Wonder how long has he had that pearl of wisdom in his pocket.

What kind of world do we live in where someone like Jerry Lee Lewis can be taken from us so soon, yet Matthew Perry continues to walk around in this world?

Better than Jerry Lee.

True censorship will happen under his watch. He will censor anyone engaging in boycotting or criticism of him and his ilk. And then give free regin to let people use racial, misogynistic, homophobic, etc. slurs.

This is one of the few times where Musk has over-leveraged himself into a place where he can’t get bailed out. If everyone left Twitter, he would be on the hook for billions to his investors, which would force him to liquidate assets to pay off and take huge hits to his wealth. He would easily stop being the richest

So, Twitter is dead, content creators are going to flee, Twitter will become a Q-anon haven, and basically just be another honeypot for the FBI to listen in, just like Parler.  Got it.

If I’m guessing, McMaster believes “boys’ sports” have cheerleaders while “girls’ sports” require period tracking and body cavity searches

I wouldn’t put it past him to drop some ever so fresh Encino Man and George of the Jungle references on us at some point.

I completely agree. Again: “Why couldn’t this other person die instead, because I value them less” was the sort of thing edgy alt-comics would have said in the ‘80s, which carried over to mainstream comedy in the ‘90s.

Just go with Carrot Top or Joe Piscopo. In both cases there would only be one person who would object.

[Already posted this as a reply to someone else on a different article, so apologies to anyone reading this twice.]

maybe when Simone Biles and Naomi Osaka dropped out of events and obligations to preserve their sanity it was actually an inflection point for others to do so, because this is a WAY healthier way to deal with stress than what SNL performers used to do, i.e. tons of coke, alcohol, pot, etc.

Republicunt voters only pretend to care about abortion, America and Democracy.

They have this stuff called cocaine.

If you ever hear Conan O Brien (or even Bill Hader) talk about working on SNL, it sounds really brutal. Conan specifically has said repeatedly that he has a love hate relationship with it, as the work itself he’s very proud of and he had a lot of fun, but that he was constantly near panic and the pace of the show

I mostly remember:

How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?