I mean yeah I think that would be best for everyone 

I don’t even like Brussel Sprouts but corn ravioli? Fucking gross.

Ashton should have been wearing a hat since 1984.  That’s some dome damage right there.

*cough* Ronny Cox *Cough*

“You are fifty times hotter in person...And so am I hahahah”

Which would be the best island, MILF Island.

When everybody else was doing austerity and propping up the big banks after 2008, Iceland overthrew their damn government, screwed the big banks and rewrote their constitution.  I’d move there if I could.

Can I just say, that Craig’s dinner jacket in the picture above is the wrong colour, the wrong style, and the wrong material for a dinner jacket (in my humble opinion), and yet the bastard still makes it work! If I dressed like that, I’d look more ridiculous than Roger Moore as Bond in an actual clown suit.

Everyone knows how fucking hilarious Nazis are.

As someone who lives in Michigan I can assure you that there are a large number of women of voting age who love every word of this. Educated women generally move out of Michigan in their 20s. There are a good number of well meaning voters but it’s going to be close.

It won’t be enough - it never is. I’d like to have faith in the electorate but that faith was shattered in 2016.

Should’ve put Canadian Bacon on it and written “Leviticus 11:7" on the box.

True enough, I always figured Shrub’s “C student” thing was a tacit admission that his degrees were bought since most Ivy League students either excel or flunk out due to the pressure.

As you should.  And you are entitled to be smug about it.

I saw him more as the type of guy who’d try to kill you with a facehugger.

“Her brother, Young Lee, appeared via video conference at yesterday’s trial, saying he felt ‘blindsidedʼ and ‘betrayedʼ by the motion to vacate Syed’s sentence. He said to the court a sentiment his family has shared before: ‘This is not a podcast for me…this is real life—a never-ending nightmare for 20-plus years.ʼ”

At a friend’s kid’s grade school recently they polled the 4th-6th graders about what career they wanted to pursue.

I’ve read interviews and for many they say it is difficult to put your mind into the place of someone so awful and not have it affect you personally. Or you can just go the Taika route and play Hitler as a complete ignoramus because you don’t feel he’s worth any sense of dignity or realism and everyone just needs to…

No one tell them what pepperoni looks like before it goes on the pizza!

I comfort myself with the thought that in a few months/years they won’t know who that particular IG person was either.