That’s a badge of honor, for sure.

I don’t think there’s anything new that has happened. Popular use of social media is still a relatively new concept. The biggest factors here are probably digital organization, new media markets, and then exposure to what had been latent in media after consumers initially settled into niche online communities. Then…

This will work for him, too. The people who will vote for him are the sort of morons who want their representative to be “just like me”, and me = stone cold stupid. Lost in all the racist garbage the Obamas had to deal with was the fact that they also hated Barack because he was a law professor, and Michelle because…

We would have to get Ivanka in there somehow, just so we could see the “But I’m prettyyyyyyy!” look on her face.

Figured this was only a matter of time. Chris Redd is too good for SNL.

Good for him. He has too much talent to keep doing dumb ‘live reruns’.

If he is, he's the fucking Marlin Brando of acting stupid.

Amelie Gillette at the AV Club said his voice sounded like a mosquito buzzing in a tin can.

“Instagram model”

For the 11th in that list here’s hoping they’ve almost got the screenplay written for “trump: American traitor” (mel gibson could really sink his teeth into that role)

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to see this guy forcibly impregnated by an alien chestburster (the closest analogy I have for guys who start mansplaining to me why abortion ain’t no big thang). Then we could tell him how he should just get over it.

Starring Tilda Swinton as Ezra Miller.

You might say he’s done it in a Flash™

It’s as if Ezra Miller looked at the long arc of Johnny Depp’s career and said “I can do that, but twice as crazy and in a third of the time!”

Congressman Short-Eyes has a nerve saying that somebody else looks like a thumb. And I think I know where all the hair product in Florida went too.

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

I used to take my brother to see her. It was the only place he'd even been. Always shouted out something obscene, though. Dirty old man. 

“he did not do anything wrong but they are trying to make his life hell, and you know, if the president could give him a pardon, that would be great.”

So when do we get the indictment? The arrest? The perp walk? What’s taking so long!?

I don’t know.  The Queen seemed like a pretty nice girl.  She just didn’t have a lot to say.