dwarfandpliers
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dwarfandpliers

my theory is, she knew she fucked up giving birth to that snake oil salesman but it’s OPRAH, her titanic ego probably could not let her publicly admit such an egregious mistake, hence the last minute support (which she probably spun as “I wanted to make the biggest impact possible closest to election day”, which I

at the risk of sounding racist, I can’t help noticing Cleverly and his wife have a Clarence and Ginni Thomas thing going on LOL.  Christ that’s depressing to see those revolting attitudes in such prominent positions in other countries.  Makes those END RACISM patches you see on the soccer (sorry, “football” LOL)

I’ll never forget a cab ride I took in Norwich, UK in 2018 (ironically around the time when the anti-T***p rallies happened in the UK with the big fat T***p baby balloon LOL) and when the driver realized I was American he spent practically the entire drive going on about how awesome T***p was and how he “spoke the

what angers me more about Putin interfering in the 2016 election that led to our current situation isn’t just the way it weakened the democracy, it’s the countless friendships and families he damaged or destroyed. There is value in knowing that a friend or family member is a vicious, racist, stupid, cult-addled piece

I’m really surprised Dana Loesch saying the quiet part out loud didn’t get a lot more play--she said she didn’t care if Herschel Walker aborted baby bald eagles, all she cared about was that Senate seat.  Once again, the GQP gift wraps ammo for the Dems to use against them, but I guess they’re just too “civil.”  Fox

I don’t know, I question how much Oz’s heart was in this race or not.  I got a pretty strong T***pian “I don’t want the responsibility but I will take the fame and visibility this role will give me” from Oz.  I’d bet that he just disappears for a while after this.

T***p mocking that reporter with arthrogryposis at the beginning of his campaign was in my mind the true tipping point for the devolution of the GQP, more than the racism or sexism or all the other amoral bullshit Republicans did in the 20th century, because all of that stuff was bad enough but T***p gave his cavemen

that Walker is still in the running to be a fucking US Senator despite threatening to kill his wife, multiple abortions (that we know of), rampant infidelity, and his either brain damage or just good old fashioned dumbness (basically, a bunch of stuff that if he were running as a Democrat would probably lead to Fox

the “good ones” will vote for them and against their best interests, and the “bad ones” will go to jail for being “uppity” or worse, “ungrateful.”  Seems pretty obvious to me.

ask possibly ex-Senator Raphael Warnock, who might just lose to a violent, sentient tree stump, how important showmanship and emotion are to an election.

I’ve never had a ton of confidence in Katy Perry’s intelligence or common sense since seeing her literally baby talk her ex Russell Brand while being filmed for something a few years ago. It was pretty jarring because I thought either she’s being ironic in which case, good on her, or she’s that fucking dumb and I’m

it’s Indianapolis, Saturday is a hometown favorite, and it’s Bob Irsay and his dumb drunken ass LOL, so I’ll bet money whoever replaces Saturday will be another white dullard like him and everyone before him.

reminds me of all those laughable speeches from The Avengers and others where the bad guy monologues about how people “crave subjugation” or whatever; maybe they’re right? LOL I mean if you come from Cuba and still want a taste of that sweet Cuban fascism here in the US, well...

I freely admit I don’t understand what he’s doing but that’s obviously because I’m not a genius like him.  Please explain and use small words because it sounds like you’re implying he’s going to pull a Furiosa on T***p and lure him away from one failing cesspool to another so Musk can have sole ownership of T***p’s

yeah no one with those delusions likes being told by some know-it-all libtard exactly how they’re wrong do they LOL.

“solidarity with the white billionaire class” is basically the American dream that probably lured them here in the first place, right? the GQP’s ability to sucker people like that into allowing tax breaks for the wealthy is based on the implication that eventually *they’ll* be rich and when that happens (not if), they

DeShithead has spent the last 2-3 years burnishing his right-wing fascist bona fides to a high shine and I can’t just see him passively stepping aside to let T***p run instead of him.  I think his ego just wouldn’t allow it, plus DS is the smart choice if the GQP wants to win the presidency; I think T***p has FAR too

“I’m different” LOL yeah I *bet* you are.

“I’m different” LOL yeah I *bet* you are.

I wish JAJ would do something different with his doddering old man T***p imitation, because it’s mildly amusing but defangs a still dangerous cult leader and political presence right as he’s about to run for president again.  Worse, it doesn’t piss T***p off enough to get his attention LOL.