dwarfandpliers
dwarfANDpliers
dwarfandpliers

the girls at NYU or Columbia on the other hand...

thanks to the debacle of 2016, even though every woman who might ever need an abortion should rise up and bitch-slap the GQP once and for all during this midterm, I am still not planning to follow social media or the news or really anything until Thursday just because those memories from 6 years ago are still fresh. 

every time I see a picture of this dour dipshit I think, it’s a bummer to think even after watching another neo-fascist like Bolsonaro fuck up Brazil, there’s a good chance DeShithead will still get a chance to fuck up this country because people are bored with Dems or whatever.  The pendulum of short attention spans

I was gonna say, if a picture showed up of DeShithead from his teenage years in a Klan hood Crist would probably just immediately concede LOL.

I was gonna say, if a picture showed up of DeShithead from his teenage years in a Klan hood Crist would probably just immediately concede LOL.

he *may* have misspelled “chlamydia” LOL

this is a good reminder how absolutely vicious immigrants can be when it comes to the immigrants that want to follow them; some of the most virulently anti-immigrant people I have ever met (here, the UK, Canada) were immigrants themselves, they practically trip over themselves to pull up the ladder behind them. There

that’s *different*, Melania is “one of the good ones” LOL.  Every day I am reminded that I just don’t see this country ever being truly “united” again at least during my lifetime, if not ever.  When one side is so openly hateful and divisive and stupid and proud of it, how do you reach them?  The tough answer probably

no it wouldn’t be; I don’t want a liberal echo chamber either.  Some days I just want to forget about the entire shit show; it’s weird that more of my liberal friends don’t get that.

no it wouldn’t be; I don’t want a liberal echo chamber either.  Some days I just want to forget about the entire shit show; it’s weird that more of my liberal friends don’t get that.

but remember, he’s a genius so he *planned* for all this to happen LOL

eh I’m thinking Mexico or Central America; the weather is nicer, lower cost of living; my luck I’d get there and the first thing I’d see is a FJB flag.

5-6 years ago I would have agreed with you BUT T***p is the head of a very sticky cult of personality and I’m not convinced that ALL of those cultists would immediately abandon him for a power-hungry wannabe fascist dullard with ZERO charisma like DeathSentence. A lot probably would but ALL of them? I’m not so sure.

5-6 years ago I would have agreed with you BUT T***p is the head of a very sticky cult of personality and I’m not convinced that ALL of those cultists would immediately abandon him for a power-hungry wannabe fascist dullard with ZERO charisma like DeathSentence. A lot probably would but ALL of them? I’m not so sure.

well, *Maine* may not want abortion rights, but I know that’s not your point...a lot of shitty congresspeople have had long careers thanks to voter apathy and/or a desire to troll people who actually care about a functioning democracy (looking at you Cocaine Mitch!), and Collins is definitely one of them. Man I hope

another good reminder that IF Dems win Congress (yes I know, HUGE, bold-faced, asterisked IF), they should really open that rancid can of worms and hold hearings about why SCOTUS justices lied under oath to Congress about their plans for Roe.  I know the answer is *right there* but having it publicly splashed would be

now you understand why I want to move the fuck out of this country.  I’m tired of easily startled and distracted dunces having enough power to make policy for the rest of us.  This place is a dysfunctional cesspool and in 48 hours I *may* have witnessed the final straw (for me at least).

now you understand why I want to move the fuck out of this country.  I’m tired of easily startled and distracted dunces having enough power to make policy for the rest of us.  This place is a dysfunctional cesspool and in 48 hours I *may* have witnessed the final straw (for me at least).

can we encourage a handful of these ex-Twitter employees to make a new platform that automatically deletes any mention of T***p, Musk, or Kanye West? Because fucking Christ almighty am I exhausted hearing about these assholes endlessly.

Kanye West just said, hold my dose of lithium carbonate that I should be taking but won’t because fuck pharmacology LOL.