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I have news for you—in that analogy, he’d just stuff that shit back up the ass of the nearest woke leftist and blame it on him/her LOL. As with all dumbshit fascists who fuck up publicly, he’ll happily and immediately take all the credit for the wins and deflect all the blame to everyone else.

you had a good outcome (I have been out of work post-layoffs for over a year on two occasions in the past) but many people won’t so I suspect a few will have to swallow their pride and go slinking back, however I hope they all tell him and Twitter to go fuck themselves.

you had a good outcome (I have been out of work post-layoffs for over a year on two occasions in the past) but many people won’t so I suspect a few will have to swallow their pride and go slinking back, however I hope they all tell him and Twitter to go fuck themselves.

this was inevitable, you can’t lay off 50% of a workforce and NOT make some cuts that MUST be undone, also he is a fucking moron who thinks he’s a genius and is too busy overdosing on this attention overload to not think through his idiotic layoff flex that it *might* be a bad idea.  May Twitter and Musk drag each

has anyone confirmed whether Musk is a secret majority shareholder of Tribel or Mastodon? I’m only partially joking.  (and for the hundredth fucking time NO I am not willing to “swing by and check out” Tribel, I want *less* Twitters in my life, not *more* LOL)

what’s the over/under on “number of days before Musk magnanimously declares ‘yeah I meant to destroy Twitter, try to keep up everyone, I fucking hated it, you’re welcome everyone’”? Before EOY? Before Thanksgiving? Before Friday? LOL

out of the entire shitty gumbo that is this situation, to me the most solid proof of his colossal megalomaniacal idiocy is threatening to “name and shame” any Twitter advertisers thinking of leaving. Wow. Just wow.  I would say “read the room dumbass” but nah, keep doing what you’re doing, you’re kicking ass!  LOL

thanks to all 7 of you (and counting) for unequivocally proving my point. You can’t see it but I’m applauding you. LOL

anyone want to set the over/under on “how long before he snarkily does a ‘trans’ joke in his monologue”? If there has to be a traditional post-election host why not Tom Hanks? Why have an A level troll host instead of someone who can muster up the acting ability to believably tell us it will be alright?

if it siphons just enough support from DeShithead to ensure neither of them wins, this could be the best thing to happen to democracy, not just in America but maybe the world; first T***p loses, then Bolsonaro last week, then possibly T***p AND DeShithead? The GQP has always managed in the past to come together and get

I’m not even a country music fan, far from it, but I am SO THERE for this.  Unbelievably stacked cast (Shannon should have an Oscar by now) and super juicy subject matter.

(1) thanks for proving my point *again* about the psychotic one-sidedness of Depp stans by not even acknowledging that Saint Johnny *might* be a batterer, because he is a completely innocent victim in this LOL; and

full disclosure, I do think she is hot and would be very honored to sleep with her LOL, BUT I can also admit that she probably did shit on his bed and all the other bad stuff he alleges, just as I think he did a lot of bad stuff to her, and more importantly will continue to do to her in the form of bullying her with

my daughter wants to get a nose job and I am a diehard Botched fan so I beg her NOT to do that because of what can go wrong.  There’s far less potential disaster in just trying to learn to be satisfied with what you see in the mirror than getting plastic surgery.

my daughter wants to get a nose job and I am a diehard Botched fan so I beg her NOT to do that because of what can go wrong.  There’s far less potential disaster in just trying to learn to be satisfied with what you see in the mirror than getting plastic surgery.

blindly one-sided over-emphasis of *your* side while ignoring or mitigating via a total non-acknowledgement of whatever conflicts with your view of the world is flat-out cult behavior and it’s alarming enough with t***p but to see it with a movie star whose best days are 10 years ago is almost as alarming and

blindly one-sided over-emphasis of *your* side while ignoring or mitigating via a total non-acknowledgement of whatever conflicts with your view of the world is flat-out cult behavior and it’s alarming enough with t***p but to see it with a movie star whose best days are 10 years ago is almost as alarming and

Saint Johnny, striking a blow for all his rabid stans who defended him against the vicious perjurer Amber Heard by bullying her with litigation to empty her bank account.  What a fucking asshole he is.

don’t you hate when someone pays a lot of money for work that makes them look *worse*?  LOL

don’t you hate when someone pays a lot of money for work that makes them look *worse*?  LOL